CHOICE DIALOGUE
BRONX WARRIORS
The juiciest (and occasionally funniest) dialogue from the first movie.
"You fuck, look it could be a pile of shit out of somebody's ass hole"
Trash to Ice
"Now listen to me you bastard! We didn't invest a million dollars in you to give you the privilege of wearing a uniform"
Ted Fisher to Hammer, a little miffed at the lack of success in retrieving Anne
"This is our territory you gotta fight to live!"
Anonymous Rider (waving hands in air and shouting)
"Let's have some fun"
Paul to Trash just before getting his ass whupped by a tap-dancing Iron Man in tights, wearing make up
"You hear that Witch, Trash tells lies"
Ogre to Witch after Trash is framed for the murder of a Tiger
"That's true Golen, but they are there and you are here. In. Front. Of. Me!"
Ogre to Golen after being surrounded by Zombies
"Three's a crowd but four means trouble. Enough of this peace talk, we got a visitor"
Hotdog to Hammer and Ice after spotting Blade eavesdropping.
"Little Red Riding Hood got caught by the big bad seven dwarves"
Ice explains to Hammer what happened to Anne
"Your mother never gave birth to you did she. Just popped you into the sewer and split, letting you blossom into the ass hole you are today"
"Keep talking fag face and I'll rip your fucking head off!"
Jovial banter after Hotdog kicks Ice in the face with his false leg.
"Remember we in the Bronx live with death!"
Anne's final words
"Hammer is God. HAMMER! Hamm-Aaarrgh!"
Hammer's final words
"Are you through?"
Hotdog's final words
"Make a move and you're dead. Try to leave us and you're dead. Just stay where you are and you're dead!"
Speedy to Hammer, not realising what the special delivery is
"If it was up to me I'd napalm the whole fucking borough. Sizzle them out of existence."
"Just thank your lucky stars we don't have to go down there"
"Lousy cockroaches think they own the whole fucking borough. Look at 'em! Enough to make you vomit!"
2 Police helicopter pilots, clearly overjoyed to be flying over the Bronx